Being a recovering drunk, I am always on the lookout for the easiest softest way to do anything. Well, science has engineered a modern wonder that is all but guaranteed to boost a man’s testosterone through the roof, studies have shown. Far be it from me to keep this fantastic new drug to myself! No, my faithful readers ‘0 Big Daddy Jim’s musings, I’m not the selfish type – in fact, I even did the research so you don’t have to bother, unless you really feel compelled. The conceptual idea was invented more that a century ago but only modern technology has been able to manipulate this wonder into the perfect testosterone booster that it is today. Amazingly, abuse is healthy (though not recommended) and heavy doses are actually highly encouraged.
The impressive data lies in the side effects. Where steroids have failed, by shrinking the twig and berries, this new modern marvel can have the cumulatively figurative result of making them larger! If that isn’t enough to get you to sign on the dotted line, we’re not done yet. It gets better – much better… The use of this new modern marvel also comes with a special ingredient that expedites the free release of endorphins, thereby putting the dopamine receptors in the brain into overdrive causing an acute sense of well-being or a freedom from the bondage of negative thinking.
If that isn’t enough, it also reduces the chances of being afflicted with the following: high blood pressure, hypertension, heart disease, Alzheimer’s disease, diabetes, depression and a whole host of other maladies.
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Hit ’em hard, fast and heavy folks! And remember ladies, this isn’t just about testosterone! These also double as instant negative emotional response removal systems (INERRS [TM]) !