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Why Did You Glance At My Cleavage?!


March 2014

We all do it boys, but this is a loaded question that should not be fallen for… The correct answer is to respond indignantly, “why would you want to show me your boobs”?!  Even better if you can preemptively interrupt the question… “Why are you”…and lower the boom.

This is why I love my wife.  She loves that I dig her boobs.  Better still, she’s actually happy that I do and shows the girls off for me regularly.  Ah, her cleavage is Heavenly. Mmmm…back on point, uh, so to speak.

That notwithstanding…um, I lost my train of thought.  Dammit, I hate it when that happens.

Oh yeah, women check out boobs just as much as men do…  And I’m just going to let this post die here because that is entirely too hot…and my wife should be to the office any minute now…to help me with the books of course.

Happy…  Uh, Wednesday.



  1. Sandra says:

    Ha ha ha. Did you get a lot of work done then? LOL! Those girls can be so distracting. Mine are for my man’s eyes only–I don’t encourage poor behavior. 😉

    • bgddyjim says:

      My wife is cool that way too – I just get a laugh out of the whole non-issue. 😉

      • Sandra says:

        :-). My hubby is in Seattle at a bronze casting workshop (this past weekend–today he is at the center for the wooden boat). One of is favorite pieces that he cast was a mermaid-shaped marlin spike. His complaint, “something happened with the sand and her boobs aren’t as big as they should be!” Funny boy! He did actually make some pieces for the sailboat he is building.

  2. elisariva says:

    Not sure what to say here… I only look when they are obviously in my line of sight. As a runner, my opinion is bigger isn’t always better. 😉

  3. Paige says:

    Geez dude! Somebody needs a cold shower!! 😁

  4. cyardin says:

    This just makes me laugh. Hooray for b00bies! They make the world go round.

  5. They don’t call those things “Eye Magnets” for nothing!

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