Found posted on a church bulletin board in Flint, MI:
Now most will not be able to grasp the full context…and I’m not going to explain it because that would take, as it pertains to my past, in excess of 10,764 words and dredge up things that would require a legal explanation of “statute of limitations”. Just know this: It’s an honest program baby – and it’s just like a marriage… You get out of it what you put into it. If you half-ass it, you’ll either lose half of your ass or have your whole ass handed to you. Pick your poison.