My legs are so brilliantly awesome they can’t be contained by a $100 pair of jeans.
Most normal people would be severely bummed had they ripped their favorite pair of jeans… Especially if they retail for a hundred bucks. I’m a cyclist though. My legs are so friggin’ huge and fabulous that they cannot be contained, even by ridiculously expensive jeans.
I did that simply lifting my leg up to get into my wife’s SUV.
Cycling rocks! Buy a bike, ride it a lot and ride it fast. You too can shred your jeans! Happily. It sucks, sure but at the same time… It’s awesome.