This cycling helmet retails for $160:
Now most people who ride a bike will, ironically, ask if I hit my head, paying that much for a bicycle helmet. $160 is a lot of dough when you can buy a helmet that protects the dome just as well for $40 or $50.
Now, I ride enough to know that the helmet is worth the money, and that’s the important part. This is the inside of the helmet:
FRONT?! No shit Batman! Here’s the back:
Now, first things first: The necessity for that sticker is not without precedent. There are photos on the Internet showing folks riding with their helmets backward. In 100% of those photos… All of them, they’re wearing cheap helmets.
The point, of course, is this:
If you’re dumb enough to drop $160 on a freaking helmet, you’re smart enough to know which is “Front”.
Wait, that didn’t come out right.