If you know anything about CPAP Machines, you’re sitting there wondering how I got so screwed, paying five grand for a CPAP machine…
After all, a simple Google search will turn up dozens of CPAP machines around $300-$900.
Example:
You’re missing something though… My CPAP machine is magic. Mine works retro-actively in a mobile fashion when combined with a decent diet to ensure I never need a real CPAP machine to sleep:
Of course, what I’ve spent on that bicycle isn’t representative of the cost of a normal bike, mine weighs about the same as a bowling ball – not much when you’re talking about a machine that can top 30 pounds fairly easily… In most cases, you can get a fairly decent bike for less than the cost of a decent CPAP machine and still forego the mask… Either way, inexpensive or exorbitant, being able to breathe freely without a mask strapped to my face is worth every freaking penny.
It takes some effort on my part. It’s still a bike, you have to pedal it, but that’s half the fun anyway.
Try it, you just might like it.
The problem is that the very people that need absorb this concept, are the very people that say, “I can’t.” Their real statement is that I won’t. I have met a couple of guys that got rid of the CPAP and their diabetic meds because of cycling.
I know a few too. All we can do is push back against the ignorance, brother.
Great post. Damn true. We also have a mobile CPAP machine which works pretty magic. ✌️
Thanks Boris, gotta love ’em.
This isn’t a CPAP smear is it?
LOL! Brilliant.
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