The Truth about Coffee; Number 47
If you can see through your coffee, it’s tea, not coffee.
It is a well-known fact that coffee and cycling go together like carbon and fiber.
It is also an established reality that a study will be released in the next month or two that purports to show coffee is bad for you. It is also an established reality that another study will be released shortly thereafter that shows the exact opposite.
Next time someone starts bloviating about the soundness of some grand scientific scheme, remember this; Scientists can’t even figure out if coffee is good or bad for the drinker.
In any event, you can have my Eight O’clock and French press when you pry then from my cold, dead hands. Drink up and be well, my friends.
Caffeine is still the only legal performance enhancing drug on the market. Make that a grandé for me.