Fit Recovery

Home » 2017 » August » 02

Daily Archives: August 2, 2017

Advertisements

Just in Case You forgot that King Alcohol is Out there Kicking Ass….

Mrs. Bgddy’s cousin passed away this morning from complications due to acute, chronic alcoholism.  

She was 44 years-old.

God, I offer myself to Thee, to build with me and do with me as Thou wilt.  Please, take away my difficulties, that victory over them may bear witness to those I help in Thy power, Thy love, and Thy way of life.  May I do your will always [because the alternative tends to suck – ED].

R.I.P.

Advertisements

My Dad says Our Insurance doesn’t have [Road-side Service to change my tire]… Huh?! WHAT?!

I’m referring to an auto insurance commercial that touts its road-side service portion of the policy.  In doing so, the commercial has a mother talking about how good it is that their son didn’t have to change his own flat tire.  After, the commercial cuts to two other stranded teenage boys who neither know how to change a tire, nor have the road side service….  One asks the other what a lug wrench is.

Boys, let me get this out there right now;  If you can’t change a tire on or about your sixteenth birthday, you need to pull your balls out of your mom’s purse and give it a go.  If you can’t change a tire, you’re a disgrace to testosterone, so learn.  I was changing alternators on my car with my dad at sixteen for God’s sake.

This has been a public service announcement from Fit Recovery.  No charge.