The Weather yesterday was outrageously beautiful. Not exactly warm, but it wasn’t anywhere close to freezing either, and that’s something to be grateful for this time of year. I sent out the text in the morning:
Dirt road night ride tonight at 5:30 – my house.
I ended up changing the time to 6 for my wife and Matt, both of whom needed the extra half-hour, but ten till six people started showing up. I love it when my driveway fills up before a ride, getting a good bunch of us together always means a good laugh is only a mile or two away.
We are the crazy kids – when everyone else is sitting home, warm in their homes, we’re out cruisin’ the dirt roads in the dark:
It rained Sunday but with the glorious weather during the day, I was certain the back roads would have dried out. I was very wrong. We dealt with a lot of mush, especially if you were unlucky enough to get out of the tire tracks. I found my lane and stayed in it so I didn’t get all that muddy – a couple of friends of mine weren’t so fortunate.
Even though it was a squirrely ride at times, I had that “I’m fourteen years old, riding my bike with my friends” grin on my face the whole time. No matter how stressful life is, give me a ride with my buddies and all of that crap fades to the back for an hour or two.
I love that about cycling.
A friend told me he read that Focus bikes believes they will, eventually, migrate to making only eBikes.
I know the City of New York doesn’t like the idea. Bill de Blasio and the fun-hating commies in the New York bureaucracy have already banned them… They’re actually confiscating them.
On the other hand, apparently there are actually idiots who ride them on sidewalks. From that perspective, how do you fix that much stupid?
I am not personally impressed with eBikes either. I have no desire to own one – and I enjoy owning a fairly diverse bunch of bikes.
That said, I am not lost on the fact that there are plenty of people who could benefit from the electronic assist. Sadly. I can imagine that many who would need the help would be, how do we say this, technologically challenged. One could imagine an old-timer cruising down the sidewalk and being afflicted with a case of whiskey throttle.
Beyond that, the reason for my dislike of the bike is the concept itself. While nobody could be against someone who needs an eBike riding one responsibly… My God, I’ve been watching that whiskey throttle .gif over and over again – just makes me laugh out loud… Anyway, what I don’t like is the idea of the lazy using them as a means of weight loss. How long will it be before we hear of complaints that cycling is a lousy way to lose weight because some dolt is tracking calories based on real cycling but is riding an eBike?
Next will be class-action lawsuits against bike manufacturers, fast food joints, and calorie tracking apps. “Did you gain 50 pounds whilst riding an eBike to lose weight? Call Dewey, Cheatum & Howe because you may be entitled to a cash settlement based on the fact that you’re stupid and couldn’t figure out that an eBike that does half of the pedaling for you doesn’t count the same as riding a bike that doesn’t.”
Insanity, I tell you!
Next you’ll have STRAVA KOMs being taken with an eBike…. Monkeys will start riding them – hell, at that point you’re only a matter of years away from Planet of the Apes!
On the other hand, those who can’t keep up with the fast groups anymore, all of a sudden would again. Imagine drafting a dude on an eBike rolling down the road at 25 mph. That would be awesome!
Hey, on second thought….