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They say to drink a lot of water, I just filter mine through ground coffee beans first… Thanks Again, California. You give New Meaning to the Phrase “Stick in the Mud”… Ya Dopes.

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Trigger (heh) warning: I don’t particularly like California or Californians. I don’t like their arrogance or the fact that, somehow, they’ve come to rely on politicians who continually screw up all things good and happy, causing everyone to hate everyone else. This post will reflect that disdain for politicians, Californians and other general sticks in the mud. This post will not be my fit in my usual PG category posts. You have been trigger (heh) warned.

California is at it again, taking the best in life and exploiting it to remove all of the joy and happiness, bastardizing scientific research in the process… and all in the name of your safety. It’s kind of what California does (that gives me an idea, but we’ll get to that in a minute). In California, nobody can ever be happy, people must live on the screwed up edge of: “We must do more! We MUST remind the people of how necessary and brilliant we are!” I don’t like California because its idiocy tends to infect the rest of the US. When they threaten session, I say they can’t get there fast enough.

In fact, did you know the self-esteem movement, that which has likely led to more unmarriageable men than any other single “idea” in the history of humankind, can actually be traced back to California? Better, and not surprisingly, the science that was used to back up the need for changes to the education system was skewed and manipulated to support that lunacy.

Well, California is at it again, this time training their keen brand of idiocy and ignorance on coffee.

See, according to California’s “Council for Education and Research in Toxics (CERT).” coffee causes cancer (specifically a chemical created in the roasting process). Now, if you don’t know already, the study used to suggest that there may be a link to the chemical and cancer was conducted using the overdose method, where testers take the maximum tolerable amount of a chemical and inject it into a small animal. If the small animal gets cancer, bingo. The rub is that the small animal would have to inject something like the equivalent of 486 gallons of coffee a week into its body to cause cancer. Then you have to adjust that to human proportions… And folks, I’m not over exaggerating… I’m under exaggerating. In other words, there’s just no freaking way.

In fact, and let this sink in for just a second, The American Institute for Cancer Research lists coffee as a food that fights cancer. Allow me to channel Samuel L. Jackson for just a moment. Mother f***er, click on the mother****in’ “Research” tab. I’m not even going to copy and paste the quote, mother****er. Better, have a look at all the cancers coffee is shown to fight. Hey, here’s a mother****in’ idea, what does the World Health Organization say about coffee? Well, let’s see:

The World Health Organisation has cleared coffee of causing cancer

So, in other words, everyone else on the freaking planet has discovered that coffee is actually good for you, and in many cases decades ago, but that’s not good enough for the anti-science fun police in California. They’ve deemed it necessary to make convenience stores label coffee as a possible cause of cancer.

Here’s that idea I wrote of earlier…. How about a little truth in advertising, there California? I want the next commercial from the tourism board of California (whatever that bureaucracy is named) to include a disclaimer that while California may be one of the more beautiful places in America, its political apparatus foments hatred and division of its people by constantly attacking happiness itself and that human contact should be kept to a bare minimum lest you accidentally bump into one of those who support a life devoid of happiness and are infected with that resident’s penchant for supporting those attacks.

Motherf***in’ @$$#oles.

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13 Comments

  1. unironedman says:

    Jim, did you have your coffee this morning…?

  2. Paula says:

    I’m going to have to disagree with you… I don’t think California is particularly pretty at all. 😃

    The government spends wayyy too much money on one stupid study after another. It’s sickening.

  3. Tony says:

    Tell us how you really feel, Jim.

  4. ericritter65 says:

    If only California’s policies would stay in California!

  5. mikeykjr says:

    Jim, I’m having another pot of coffee for you now 🙂

  6. Dan says:

    Cancer from my coffee?? What a glorious way to die!!!

  7. Archetype says:

    Another good post Jim…

    It is AMAZING how a bunch of sociopaths and psychopaths have come to be OUR rulers. I just no longer get it. I mean in this day and age, with as much REAL alternative, truthful journalism and news and information available, the majority of the country and the world for that matter, STILL choose to believe the MSM fake/Deceptive and propagandist news.

    Sadder yet, still champion these sick, power hungry, self loathing individuals by continuing to support them! Still voting for either corrupted, criminal party. The coffee narrative keeps changing, back and forth. It’s just matter of whatever group needs to demonize it or celebrate it, who then pays off these pieces of shit in office as well as the controlled academia’s who ‘research’ the nonsense…

    Now pour me a cup of hot java bud! Lavazza and Segafredo are two fav’s.
    Si, molto Bene mio amico!

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