The Never-ending Winter gave Me an Opportunity to Learn how to Train Better on the Turbo… err Trainer.
When winter throws you $#!+ stained snow, make $#!++¥ snowballs…
It was 35° (1 C) with a brisk 18 mph wind from the west for last evening’s Tuesday Night Club Ride. I didn’t even take the Trek off of the trainer. That temp is more than 25° (8 C) below normal. F**********ck THAT!
Mrs. Bgddy has been a little impatient with my penchant for blaring Star Wars over our Bose Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound system. You know how it sounds in a theater? My living room system is almost that good – certainly louder. It’s freaking fantastic. Unless you’re my wife, apparently.
Anyway, happy wife, happy life, I opted to spin outside of the box with my movie watching last week. I dug out a pair of ear buds and sat my phone on my Trek’s sweat thong, tuned in to Alien Covenant and cranked it up.
Halfway through I became acutely aware of how hard I was spinning. Sweat rolled off the tip of my nose. My bibs were wet with sweat and my shirt was drenched. To be honest, I was a little surprised that I had another gear on the trainer.
I didn’t let up, either. I just let myself get lost in the movie and rolled on.
I’ve had three days on the trainer since switching from the big screen to the small and all three were excellent. I’m sure I’ll switch back when my wife and I are riding together, but as good as those three trainer sessions were, I’m quite happy with the small screen. It’s a better way for me to train on the trainer.
All of that trainer BS is out the window, though. Finally. I’ll publish a post about my laughable Wednesday ride tomorrow, but we are beginning a week of fantastic weather. Sunshine and mercifully average temps (low 60’s). It’s time for some big miles.
A Revolutionary Way to Change a Bicycle Tire… Here’s a Hint: Leave the Tire Irons in Your Saddle Bag
Everyone I’ve ever seen change a tire has used a tire iron. Every. Single. Time.
Until last week.
I was dropping off a rear wheel at the shop to be relaced. Seconds before I left I realized I needed my rear tire to put on a spare wheel I had at home. No sense in riding a new tire this early in the season, right? Of course right.
I raised a finger in the air and exclaimed, “Wait, fine shopkeep! I need my tire!”
I strode confidently toward one of the shop benches for tire irons… I was in the back of the shop. Matt, the owner, stopped me in my tracks.
“Neigh, neigh, my young apprentice, we shan’t be needing the irons of the tire”, he said.
Aghast, I stumbled backward as if mortally wounded, clutching at the heart fluttering in my chest…
“Kind sir, that’s imposs…”
My word trailed off as, with a pinch, a twist and a healthy push, the tire and tube were stripped from my clincher wheel. I $#!+ you not.
I looked at him as Luke first looked on Yoda after realizing who the little green fella was.
But unlike young Skywalker, I’d paid attention to those deft three moves and I shall now pass them on to you, my friends, because that’s how I roll.
May the Force be with us.
First, let the air out of the tube, all of it. Dead flat.
Next, opposite the valve stem, pinch the tire so you’ve got the tire and tube between your thumb and forefinger.
Next, bend/wiggle the tire back and forth until you can see a little daylight betwixt the tire bead and rim, like so:
Then, with one move, twist and push the tire away from you and the rim… the tire and tube will come off, straight away – and the twist is not left or right, it’s away from you, top to bottom (or tread to bead):
You want to look like some kind of pedaling Svengali? Next time you’ve got a flat, try that little move and watch the jaws go slack.
*** I should add, here, this won’t work with every tire and rim combination – some tires are simply too tight on the rim, though I did this with two different sets of wheels and it worked both times for me.
Panic attacks are real and they SUUUUUUUCK. I was hit by my first (and thankfully my last) about eight months after I sobered up. I happened on a post published on a blog I just started following a few weeks ago that would have changed how I handled mine. I’m passing this on for any newcomers to sobriety who frequent my blog… If you haven’t experienced a panic attack yet, fantastic! Read the post anyway in case in comes up down the road. I wished I had this 25 years ago:
If you are having, ever have had, or haven’t yet had a panic attack, the linked post will help. Check it out.
What You Need to Know About Road Cycling when Entering the Sport for Fun, Weight Loss, or just because…
Friends, Romans, and soon-to-be cyclists, there are a few helpful things, let’s call them nuances of the sport, that are helpful for the new and aspiring cyclist to know going in. I am going to try to come at this from a more obscure standpoint, not necessarily the simple, cookie cutter points.
First, buying a Peloton stationary bike and paying the $40 monthly fee to ride it is probably the more expensive and boring way to get into cycling. I can see a lot of boxes being ticked with it, though… You don’t have to rely on weather, time of day, traffic, just to name a few. On the other hand, you also don’t get to see anything outside of a computer screen and the surroundings of whatever room you choose to put the exercise machine in. One of the more enjoyable aspects of road cycling is seeing the countryside from the saddle. While there are dangers to cycling, if you don’t live in a major city or can get out of town to roam the countryside, there is nothing better than cycling to see the world you’ve been missing from the driver’s seat.
Road cycling will challenge your definition of “expensive”. You’re thinking $500 for a bicycle is nuts. I’ll tell you $5,000 for a bike is reasonable, understandable, and a fantastic investment in one’s health. Better, given some time in the saddle, I’d put money on you agreeing with me. How often have you heard a doctor say, “Whatever it is you’re doing, keep doing it.”? That becomes the refrain after cycling several years. It did for me. Not only that, what sounds better, buying a few expensive bikes or funding your doctor’s weekend vacation home because you’re fat and sick? I’ll take the former, thank you.
New studies out show that cyclists get a special boost to their immune system and that a cyclist’s immune system looks decades “younger”. This isn’t a surprise to me as I’ve been living it for years. While I used to get sick a few times a year, I rarely catch a cold (or the flu), even when it’s traipsing through my house in my kids. Regular exercise, I should say regular vigorous exercise, keeps me healthy beyond what I thought possible.
Many people think taking the time to exercise takes up too much time… Cycling, especially road cycling, doesn’t take as much time as one might think, especially if all you have to do is get dressed, wheel your bike out the door and start riding. I manage to ride an hour daily during the week for much of the season and three or four hours on Saturday and Sunday.
Next, be prepared to feel more relaxed the other 23 hours of the day (or 20 as the case may be)…. If you’re lucky enough to love cycling, you’ll likely find that life changes pace a little bit. Those everyday pains you used to live with go away. You no longer run out of breath walking up four flights of stairs…. and if you’re as fortunate as I am, you’ll enjoy your balanced life a lot more. You will likely come to find that you miss your bike if you can’t bring it with you on vacation. You’ll find yourself more irritable.
Then, once you get back from that vacation, no matter how active it was, you’ll throw a leg over your top tube after getting back and three miles down the road all will be right with life again.
Cycling, for some, is just something you do. For those of use who embrace it as a lifestyle, you’ll find life much more enjoyable than you thought possible. Find some friends to ride with and you’ll wonder how you ever got by before you knew what a crankset was and that a good one can cost more than your first bike – and you thought that was expensive when you bought it.
This has been a public service announcement from Fit Recovery, on the behalf of spring, cycling and friendship. Ride hard my friends.
Cycling and Diagnosing a Minor Ticking Sound… It could be a Wheel-y Big Pain in the Keister, or not. Diagnosing Clicking Spokes that Sound like a Derailleur Problem.
Diagnosing small ticks and noises that a bicycle makes (but shouldn’t) can be easy… Sounds like it comes from the bottom bracket, it’s random in that it doesn’t happen at exactly the same place in the pedal stroke every time around… Dirt in the crank. Take it apart, clean it up, lube the parts, put it back together, Bob’s your uncle.
Then there are the tougher ones… Fairly random, loud click, usually under pressure when pedaling hard. Gets worse over time… You’ve taken the time to check all usual suspect bolts are properly tightened. Check the seat post. Loosen the collar bolt, raise and lower the saddle a few times (be sure to mark the post with a piece of electrical tape or a marker so you can replace the post where it was), take it out and clean it. Replace it, maybe using some carbon paste if necessary… creak’s gone. I had that one happen to me – took two days to nail it down on the Venge and it drove me NUTS.
Then you’ve got the chain ring bolts, headset, rear derailleur hanger bolt, seat collar bolt(s), front derailleur bolt and stem bolts… even a bad quick release or the cassette lock nut. Every once in a while I’ll run into something that takes a “shotgun approach”. Do a bunch of stuff and hope one of them does the trick.
The key is to listen carefully and to regularly tighten suspect bolts (seat collar, stem, etc.) and to revisit when necessary – and definitely don’t forget the chain ring bolts… and isolate whatever part is causing the trouble. Oh, and one last thing – even after you’ve impeccably looked after your bike, know things will happen, it’s what bikes do. With my seat post story earlier, I have a regular maintenance schedule for the Venge where I check the tight on the main culprit bolts once a week. It takes about 35 seconds. I’d just gone through the ritual before we left for a road trip to Kentucky for the Horsey Hundred. About halfway through the century my bike started creaking. First under pressure, only when pedaling hard up a hill. We were in Kentucky, mind you, there are a few hills on the route. I went so far as to put little pieces of paper between each of the spokes where they crossed because I thought maybe the sound was coming from the wheel… I did this in the middle of the hundred. I was literally thinking about throwing my $5,000 race bike into the ditch and walking away (thankfully the thought passed).
When that didn’t fix the creak, upon getting back to the hotel room with my wife, I checked all of the culprit bolts again. All of them, including the derailleur hanger bolt. Everything was properly snug. Out of exasperation, I loosened the seat post collar and moved the seat post up and down several times before clamping it back down. The bike was silent thereafter.
Now that brings me to an interesting one… What if it’s the wheel?
Over time, the spokes can “find a home” where they cross. If you pinch them, they’ll click and you’ll feel where the spokes ground a little groove in each other when they load and unload under your weight while riding. It’ll happen over five or six years (maybe sooner if you’re heavier – I’m 175 pounds and this took five years of hard miles on the Trek’s wheels – but keep in mind, I ride two bikes throughout the season – the Trek gets the ugly, wet miles).
Let’s start with what it sounds like. It’ll almost sound like you’re half-shifted in the rear cassette only there won’t be much of a rhythm to it… If you’re half-shifted (either you’ve limp-shifted or your derailleur needs a quarter-twist on the barrel adjuster, in whichever direction you’re shifting is slow, up or down the cassette) it’s a constant “tick-tick-tick-tick” as you pedal. On the other hand, if it’s your spokes, it’ll be more random but you’ll definitely get a sense of a rhythm – “tick, tick… tick, tick, tick… tick, tick…” The “ticks” will sound like they’re coming from the cassette almost and they’ll sound similar but the spoke problem won’t be quite as loud.
There are a couple of ways to treat this.
First, check the rear derailleur indexing. With the bike upside down and whilst advancing the pedals, turn the barrel adjuster one way until you get a clicking sound, then turn it the other way until you get a clicking sound. Then turn it halfway in between and check the shifting to make sure it’s spot on. Make minor adjustments as necessary. Truthfully, this shouldn’t be necessary. If it’s your derailleur that’s out, when you advance the pedals with the bike upside down (or on a stand), you’ll hear the clicking. If it’s the spokes, you won’t – you need the wheel to load and unload to get the clicks. Still best to be sure.
Simplest, and least painful, is to rub some heavy lube in between the spokes where they cross. This should help and may even fix the problem so you won’t have to do anything else.
Next, if that doesn’t work, is to take a thin file and pinch the spokes together so you can access the groove. Simply file the groove out with a couple of light passes with the file. Then lube the spokes and you should be good. Now, notice I didn’t write, “file the hell out of the spokes”? You want to be gentle here so you don’t compromise the integrity of the spoke.
Finally, if that doesn’t work, have the wheel relaced.
The easiest way I know to isolate the problem, so you know what you’ve got, is to use a spare wheel. I have a separate rear wheel for the Trek so I don’t use a good wheel on my trainer over the winter. If the problem is indeed the wheel, you can use a different wheel to check it. The click will obviously go away with a different wheel on the bike. Another way is to put pieces of paper between the spokes to isolate them, as I described earlier:
I think one could fairly argue that, of the five or six big innovations in modern cycling, modern integrated shift levers and brake levers are the second greatest innovation in cycling, after the derailleur, behind only clipless pedals – especially for those of us who ride in a group, or peloton.
On the other hand, if you’re looking for me to knock the old down tube shifters, friction or indexed, you’re going to be disappointed. I can’t, especially the old friction levers. While they took a little touch to use right, they were ultimately simple. They also didn’t break very easily. As one recent commenter on another post wrote, “…Just hook it up, set the limits and enjoy more time riding”.
Of course, for those of us who know how to index a derailleur, the process takes but five seconds – it’s not that big a deal.
There are advantages to each for the solo cyclist. For the person riding in a group, modern integrated shifters are the only way to go. I’m sure there are purists out there who will lie to you and say it’s not that much of a disadvantage, but it is. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying or ignorant. The disadvantage is huge, and that’s why they don’t put the old down tube shifters on new road bikes (except the ultra cheap big box bikes, but even those usually get twist grip shifters nowadays).
Where the old down tube shifters excel is in their simplicity. There’s one moving part that pulls or loosens the cable to move the derailleur. They last for decades without wearing out (with proper maintenance which is next to nothing) and don’t require much playing around with barrel adjusters (the old friction levers don’t even need barrel adjusters).
The old-style shifters do take some getting used to for noobs, however. Typically most noobs don’t/won’t appreciate having to remove their hands from the handlebar to shift. Once this irrational fear is gotten over, shifting from the down tube becomes second nature.
Modern integrated shift levers, however, are the cat’s pajamas. While they do wear out over time because of all of the moving parts and springs (20 years is reasonable for a life expectancy), gone is the need to remove one’s hands from their resting place to shift.
The standard riding position is with the hands on the hoods and the shift/brake levers are readily accessible, but they’re equally accessible from the drops, and with the newest electronic shifters you can even get buttons for the bar top so you can shift from virtually any hand position on the bike.
Where all of this comes in handy is when we start riding in a group. Riding alone, one can shift as they please, opting to ride in a tougher gear to plow over a hill or shift as necessary.
In a group, all bets are off. Actually, you know what? I’m going to temper this a little bit because I know who reads my little page of cycling heaven… I’m speaking directly to you now. If you’re riding in a group that’s below your fitness level or you just happen to be a part of a group who all ride classic bikes, you’ll be just fine riding down tube shifters. If, on the other hand, you ride with a group that matches your fitness level (or is slightly faster) and everyone else is riding modern shifters, you’re going to be smoked – one way or another. Here’s the problem; eventually you’re going to get stuck on a hill where you should shift but can’t because the group is surging so you’ll be pushing the wrong gear up that hill… and that’s going to happen over and over again. Sooner or later they’re going to run you out of gas. It’s simple as that.
My friends, I am speaking from experience here, I’m not guessing – being able to shift without moving your hands from the hoods is like cheating it’s so much better than down tube shifters. Cheating.
To get down to the brass knuckles of the shifters, “want to” will make up for a lot of bike disadvantage, and riding a steel or aluminum bike with down tube shifters is a lot of disadvantage. You put some good wheels on there, though, and you’re probably going to be able to hang, unless you challenge yourself with a group a little faster than you are. In that case, you better bring a lot of “want to”.
Some days are just too perfect for work. Sometimes, it’s so far between nice days you simply have to play hooky…
At times Thursday, heading out into the wind we were held to just 13 mph (20 km/h). I know now we had gusts up to 40 mph (65 km/h) – I didn’t know this then… As the wind had its way with us, I just smiled and rode on, sitting up high to give my wife as much shelter as I could. It was brutal hard work, but I didn’t want to be anywhere else than right where I was…. playing hooky and riding with my two best friends, my wife and Mike. I expected my phone to blow up and was shocked to check it and find I was wrong… twice. It’s a rare day get away with playing hooky like that!
With that wind, however, came some glorious sunshine and our first warm day of the year. We knew it was supposed to get above the knee warmer threshold of 65° but we didn’t know it would be better than that when we left. We bucked the wind for what seemed like forever but, for once, we didn’t bother pushing all that hard into it. We kept the pace tame and simply rolled with it. It was surprisingly nice. We stopped at 14 miles to shed clothes – I kept the arm warmers and leg warmers but folded up my vest and stowed it in my back pocket. I was too warm.
Then we hit the cross tailwind and 20+ mph was easy. It was awesome, at least for a few miles.
Six miles later, still eating wind, the gloves and arm warmers were shed. First bare arms since last October. The wind pushed us home, we were soft pedaling and going 23 mph (37 km/h. With a little effort, 27 (40 km/h). We hit spots above 30 mph…
…and along with the ride home came a sunburn. A mild one at that, it was long gone by Friday morning. My Vitamin D deficiency fixed, I felt like a champ all day long.
43.3 miles. 2:28:12 for a 17.5 mph average. Not bad for that much wind. A perfect day of hooky. Perfect.
Once we sober up and come out of the haze that once distorted our perception, we tend to want to dissect every little part of our life to figure out why – you know, because our thinking up till that point has been so spectacular.
Why do resentments mess with us so much? Why are we powerless over alcohol? Why must we only look at our part in a situation where someone else wronged us? Why must we find a Higher Power, something greater than ourselves, rather than go with self-reliance (because that obviously did so well for us right up until we sobered up)? Why this, why that, why the other?
Those who remain miserable (by choice, I might add), push the silly debates that don’t have simple answers. My resentment is different, I was really wronged and I don’t have a part in that, it’s all their fault and I have a right to be angry! So I’ll hang onto that resentment because it serves me so well, you know, being a victim and miserable and all… I don’t need a higher power because I’m so all-fired special that I can make self-will work for me! I don’t need the Fourth and Fifth Steps, I can skip those… This is what we call “the which came first, the chicken or the egg debate”.
Who cares which came first? They both taste great fried.
You can work whatever program you like, whatever you think will work. Just don’t come whining to me when you realize you’re a miserable shit… Of course you are! You skipped all of the important stuff that everyone else does to get better!
Let go of the great chicken and egg debate… It doesn’t matter which came first and never will.
For those who are new to my blog, I wanted to do a compilation of some of my most read posts of all time. Some will appear on the right of my home page, but for those who read my posts in the WP browser, you’ll never see that list. Not surprising, my most popular posts, without exception, pertain to cycling. I’ll do a separate list for recovery posts another day. So without further ado…
10: With just shy of 12,600 hits, I wrote a review post on my Specialized Venge after 700 miles back in October of 2013. It’s actually time for another review on that bike… This one for 15,000 miles.
9. With just over 13,000 hits, I was infatuated with trying to slam my stem to get in the most aggressive position possible ever since I brought home my first real road bike. The post is The Noob’s Guide to Cycling: Want Speed? SLAM THAT STEM!!! To a Degree.
8. How much Faster is a Road Bike than a Mountain Bike Pt 2: It’s not just the Tires comes in at number 8. I did quite a bit of research for this post and laid it out simply… There’s a reason road bikes are chosen for speed…
7. Road Bikes: Internal vs. External Cable Routing, with 16,200 hits, comes in at number seven. This is an opinion piece on why I’d choose internal over external routing any day of the week and twice on Sunday… External has its place, of course, it’s as simple as you get, but in terms of saving maintenance, internal routing is as good as it gets.
6. With 18,700 hits, A Newbie Comparison of Shimano Shifters…UPDATED is a look at Shimano’s line of components from back in February of 2012. Not much has changed since, except 10 speeds, 11 speeds, electronic shifting…. Well, a lot has changed, but the post still stands.
5. Coming in at number five is part one of the two-part “How much Faster is a Road Bike than a Mountain Bike” post. In this post I actually give numbers and times. This isn’t a guess at how much faster a road bike is than a mountain bike. Interestingly, I got those numbers on the Trek… If I’d had the Venge back then, the difference would be greater.
4. With more than 20,000 hits (and climbing, this post still gets 20-60 hits a day) is my Noob’s Guide to Buying Cycling Shorts: Exactly what to look for and what to avoid. The post gets right down to it, including the difference between a 20 mile pair of shorts and a 100 mile pair.
3. Next, I wrote a post back in December of 2011, just twelve days into my blogging experience, about how I made my mountain bike fast, on a budget. The post only got five “likes” at the time (which I thought was awesome) but it continues to bring people in. Of course, now that I’m not a noob (cyclist or blogger) I know the best way to make a mountain bike fast is to buy a road bike…
2. Number two on the list, with 23,400 hits is one of the best posts I’ve ever written on cycling: Cycling, Speed and Cadence – Why the 90 RPM Cadence is So Important to Cycling Fast
Finally, with a whopping 55,622 hits, 38 “Likes” and 75 comments – and second only to views on my homepage/about page, from May 15, 2012, I wrote How I Got Fast – A Noob’s Guide To A 23 mph Average. If you haven’t read the post and think I’m full of it, you aren’t the first. I’d direct you to the proof post, here. Please know, while the proof is real, the anger is tongue in cheek. That said, be sure to scroll down to the bottom to get the full effect. 😀
The chica in all of the photos above is my best cycling bud, my wife.
My eldest daughter had a recognition ceremony for my wife and I to attend last evening. Thankfully she’s much more intelligent than her dad. That ceremony put a crunch on time on the day spring finally showed up.
I split an hour early and rolled for home. I had my bike prepped and ready to go and I was out the door exactly one hour earlier than normal.
Arm warmers, leg warmers and a vest…. that’s all I needed and I was overdressed. And that was awesome.
With the sunshine and the temp in the mid 50’s, we also got some wind. Wind through spring is par for the course. Besides, anyone who rides a bike knows that wind, below gale force, builds character.
Well, character was built yesterday evening. And a smile was stretched across my face, dead into the wind. I didn’t care that 16 mph was hard to maintain, even in the drops. It was only about being out there.
I was sweating and it was glorious.
Finally. An easy 17-1/2 miles in an hour. Perfect.