Michigan voters approved legalizing recreational weed in Tuesday’s election. Scary news for Michigan’s cyclists.
It’s not all doom and gloom, though…
At least cyclists will be faster than the stoned drivers.
If you have no idea what I’m referring to, you’ve never driven stoned. Yes, I have. Long, long ago, in galaxy far, far away. Oh, and if you believe you drive better when you’re stoned, that would be because you’re dumb as a rock. I mean that, too. You’re literally a nincompoop.
Interesting thought; Now that dope is legal, will getting stoned still make you paranoid? I intend on going to the grave not knowing the answer, but it makes for a funny question.