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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record | The Babylon Bee

Man, I knew it was only a matter of time before a motorcyclist figured out the new rules… all one must do is identify as a cyclist and all advantages, like having a motor are out the proverbial window.

This is a good thing, though, because I actually am a cyclist, and I have a friend with a drag racing motorcycle… so I’m going to smash the current record and call anyone who claims I cheated a racist and a bigot. And I’ll take Rachel McKinnon’s sprint record next year, too, and nobody will be able to say anything about it… after all, just because my bike dresses different from other bikes…

🤔…. 😁😂🤣

Stupid is as stupid does, Forrest.

By the way, the Babylon Bee is a parody site, and this is a parody post. Even more of a parody than Adam Schiff. If you took any of this seriously, Bill Engvall has a sign for you.