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Michigan’s Gov. Says “Let’s Go Brandon” Calling on the Republican Legislature to Fund a Wall to Keep “Invasive” Carp Out of the Great Lakes


December 2021

Trigger (heh) warning: This post is of a political nature. If you can’t take a joke (or if you think it was okay to say “F*** Trump” but “Let’s Go Brandon” is beyond the pale, you need help), you won’t want to go any further in this post. Hit the little “x” in the upper right and call it good. You have been trigger (heh) warned.

That’s right, folks! Michigan’s Governor, Gretchen Whitmer joined the chorus with her very own way to say “Let’s Go Brandon”!

This is from the Gov’s office:

In a stunningly ironic rebuke of President Biden’s southern border policy, the Democrat Governor’s December 10th announcement calls for full funding of the Brandon Road Lock and Dam to keep invasive carp out of the Great Lakes with a wall. Dam folks, you simply can’t make this stuff up. Apparently, someone on her staff wasn’t paying attention during their diversity and sensitivity training.

Somebody pass the popcorn.

UPDATE: Folks, this is all too ironic to take serious. It’s just meant to showcase how “willy-nilly” Democrats can be with policy. I’m all for keeping carp out of the Great Lakes. It’s one of those perfect government jobs – one of those you’re talking about when you say, “Hey, good enough for government work!” The Great Lakes are so vast, you can’t possibly hope to keep a fish that’s in too many inland lakes to count, out… is invasive, and just wants to get to a “better life” in a bigger, better lake. In all truth, I don’t want to see the things in the Great Lakes, either. In this case, though, the irony is just too good.


  1. kirkmtb says:

    Are there no entrepreneurs in Michigan? In Austria, Poland and many other European countries carp is all they want to eat on Christmas Eve. Let the little fellas run free, catch them at this time of year, ship to Europe. Everyone’s happy. Well, maybe the Mexicans wouldn’t think it much of a plan.

    • bgddyjim says:

      And now we’ve come full ⭕️!

      The Asian carp are actually quite troublesome and they’re trying to keep them out with good reason (didn’t work with zebra muscles, sadly). Besides, letting them in doesn’t cost millions of dollars that have to be run through the government first. 😉

    • bgddyjim says:

      Oh, and they’ve come up with a plan for illegal Mexicans as well! They’re getting a one-way ticket to Martha’s Vineyard, Maryland. The over/under on the completion of the border wall is… 3…. 2… 1…

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