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I’m Pretty Sure I Know What My Last Words Will Be…


January 2022

I’m pretty sure I know what my last words will be. The only question is when they’ll be uttered, or “thought” if that’s all I have time for…

I’m looking at either, “Oops”, “Shit” or “Watch this”…

My life’s goal is to skid into my casket in a cloud of dust shouting, “Wow! What a ride! I don’t have anymore left. I’m out.”

I don’t know if it’ll work out that way but I do know this; when my number is punched I’ll be able to go out knowing I gave having a good, fun life everything I had. That will be good enough, and for that, I am grateful.

Recover hard, my friends. We only get one lap.


  1. Brent says:

    Just as long as uttering the words “Oops”, “Shit” or “Watch this” doesn’t come right after uttering the words “Hold my beer!”

  2. Dan says:

    I’ve always loved that saying about skidding into heaven, but, lately, I’m also really wanting my life to have some sort of lasting, positive impact. Can I do do that from a bike seat? I’m certainly going to try!

  3. crustytuna says:

    Skid into heaven after a life well-lived, but for your casket/urn/whatever, make sure it’s spring loaded with confetti, so that it’ll make the day of an archeologist one day…

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