I received a rather racy email from my father-in-law that I found funny and ironic so I figured I’d share the email and my response. I didn’t hold anything back and this is just a touch more racy than my usual PG-13 so I’m putting everything under the fold, if you will.
The email starts out like this:
This girl could be
sitting at home drawing unemployment, but instead she’s established
a business with unlimited potential for expansion.
A creative entremanure [SIC – ARE YOU KIDDING ME?] who has developed a business idea with tremendous profit
margaritas on the beach (clearing $1250.00 per day)…
The jobs ARE out there folks!!!
Now admittedly, this is funny as hell. I wouldn’t quit drinking to give one a try, but hey… My dad-in-law however, God bless him, is one of the brain dead Democrats – he’s one of those guys that actually believed the Iraq war was a personal vendetta or an oil grab, or that “Bush lied and people died” (none of which was true by the way) so there was a political tinge to it in case you missed it. Anywho, here’s my response:
Sure, you could consider turning yourself into a whore a “job”, guys will do stupid shit with their money to see a pair of tits (not me, personally, but I am aware that there are many guys out there like that). I hope you don’t mind if we aim a little higher for your daughter and granddaughters.
That notwithstanding, I think the current administration should aim a little higher as well. I do realize that a lady selling a suck on a plastic tit is about all that’s left to shout about when it comes to “jobs” these days, but let’s try to do a little better, shall we?
Of course, do you really think she’d be clearing $1,250 a day if she weighed 220 pounds and had a pair of saggy tits? Of course not – she’d be on food stamps.
On top of that, the she probably doesn’t pay taxes either because it’s a cash business so she’d only be clearing…let’s see, State, local and federal, she’s in the top 1% $700 – and that would drop to $550 a day after January 1st. Greedy bitch.